Simp

Someone who spends way too much time with their crush of significant other.

My Brother is a simp

by Hudson..Roberts June 13, 2020

Simp

a fucking idiot who is going to be a full on sweat and use his MacDonalds Wifi to impress a bitch with his mad fortnite skills and compliments them and makes them think theyre good when really they dont deserve the Victory Royale

Kid: Wow Girl you for real good at this game i might have to wifey you for it
Person W Common Sense: Ayo stfu you simp you sound so dumb

by yourmomsbestfriend2,0 March 31, 2021

Simp

A simp is someone who puts their partner before their friends

"Damn Lukas we haven't played with siggi because he's a simp"
"Yeah man what a simp"

by Daddy Doxx June 3, 2020

Simp

Someone who would rather hang out with a girl instead of the boys. Puts hoes before bros. Is a guy who is still softish.

Jacob is a simp for ditching the boys today.

by Badass bitchtard April 5, 2020

Simp

Someone who will go out of their way to please a person they like. Even though they don't even know they exist.

Simp: I just donated 10k on them, and not even a DM?!

Chad: Bro, you're a simp.

by IronicallyFunny February 23, 2021

simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022

Simp

A little bitch who does or says anything to please someone, typically on a girl, to get i the girls pants but typically never does because hes," like a brother to him

Jack always bends over backwards for Asheilghx what a simp

by Massive man matthew July 1, 2020