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could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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why should i live

There is no point only pain
"why should i live"
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you should know podcast

The best podcast you’ll ever listen to. Created by two best friends Peyton Hardin and Co-host Cam Kennedy
Bro have you listened to You Should Know podcast? They are the goats of podcasts!
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Why should I give it to you?

Because I want it more than anyone else even cares.
Bartholomew Bartholomewson "Why should I give it to you?"

Hym "That" ☝️
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The British should die of mad cow disease

The infamous saying "The British should die of mad cow disease" means that the person saying this saying thinks that The British should die of mad cow disease and lives a happy life with their family and is a respected member of society with a great opinion.

It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.
Pbone: I think that "The British should die of mad cow disease"
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.

The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.
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nothing more than what it is and nothing less than it should be

Its something you say when someone is questioning something they shouldnt be. In other words Everything went the way it should have.
Phil: Why were you gone 10 minutes too long or Why you back so quick, what did you do?
Stacy: I dd what I was supposed to do .. IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN WHAT IT IS AND NOTHING LESS THAN IT SHOULD BE!
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Should I buy new handphone? Which type of handphone should I buy? Three choices?
Should I buy new handphone? Which type of handphone should I buy? Three choices?
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