by nigelzapper1111 April 16, 2019

You should have been with us last night, Abby performed a shitty shifter in my pickup and now it smells like sweaty ass and anal orgasms!
by not batman... ok fine batman. May 8, 2011

by Mia Dougherty July 24, 2022

by licky licky banana splitty September 12, 2018

A homeless person that invades private property, and while being chased, shits his pants.. causing the pursuers to stop chasing.
He may also enter a local shop and poop on the floor, leaving it for the shopkeeper to clean up
He may also enter a local shop and poop on the floor, leaving it for the shopkeeper to clean up
The shitty bam stormed into the store, and while being chased, shit in his pants to keep from being caught.
by YounggSteppzzZ March 22, 2010

Soneone who thinks they are brilliant, well spoken and smooth when drunk, who in fact is not. Even when faced with cold hard facts and evidence of their shitty drunkenness whether it be pictures, witnesses, or broken things, will make excuses and justify their shitty drunken behavior, and continue to be shitty drunks.
Dooshbag, shit, faced, nightmare, my, bf, unfortunately
He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.
He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.
by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

Dude, I took a box of dulcolax last night and have had the little shitties now for three days.
Herb, I'm tired of cleaning up the cats little shitties every week, let's get rid of it already.
Herb, I'm tired of cleaning up the cats little shitties every week, let's get rid of it already.
by KellieV123 October 18, 2007
