Shepard

A pot belly whistling mechanical designer. Enjoys flossing his teeth on dental assistants pubic hair. Spends most of his time sitting on the couch in his tighty whities eating potatoe chips and scratching his ass.

Look at that Shepard, he's sitting in a chair in the corner talking with a mouth full of marbles.

by M.E. xican February 22, 2008

shepherd's pie

The act of performing oral sex on a female sheep.

Tim thinks there's nothing tastier than a shepherd's pie.

by WickedDavis October 8, 2007

Shephard

(noun)
~a male that is sexually active towards another male
~a man who makes love to the same sex
~ one who is attracted to penises


(verb)
~men-on- men sex.

You think that's guy hot? Don't be such a shephard.

Hey wanna shephard? I'm feeling horny.

by yesyesyes27 February 23, 2009

shepherd's pie

After penetrating a young lady's hymen, the alpha male then clubs her over the head, rendering her unconcious. He proceeds to wipe the blood from the ruptured hymen through the crease of her hind quarter, vomits into it, defacates on it, ejaculates upon it, fucks it, ejaculates again, then shares it with her when she regains conciousness.

I took her out and on the first date she ordered lobster, so I took her back to my place and gave her a shepherd's pie.

by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005

Camel Shepherd

"A camel shepherd is originated from the middle east." "This means that they come from a place full of sand and decide to raise and care for helpless young camels as a way of attempting to live their puny life!!!!"

" Aidy is a camel shepherd!!!"

by Mike Hughes October 30, 2004

Shepherds Pie

The now clearly visible vaginal opening of a freshly shorn sheep.
This also refers to a freshly trimmed woman of eastern European extraction who was particularly hairy before.

Wow, look at those freshly shorn sheep. I could really go for a little Shepherds Pie right now!
or
Katrina is so hot now after that trim. Her Shepherds Pie is making me hungry. I just want to dive right in there.

by My Dixie Wrecked May 15, 2005

Good Shepherd Episcopal School

Good Shepherd, more like Great Shepherd. jokes. A cheap ass private school located in Dallas, TX, where the guys are jerks and won't make any effort to hang out with the girls because they are "weird" and will just hang out with girls at other schools. Such as the Hockahoes, and the girls that are getting and Education of Sex and Drugs. The girls think they are all that and try to be someone they aren't, but in reality, no one knows who they are. The graduates usually feed into Ursuline and Jesuit as well as all of the catholic schools in Dallas. There high school descitions explain there lack of knowledge and the effort they actually put into school work. They ones who actually think for themselves and don't go where everyone else goes, end up at better schools like St. Marks, Hockaday, ESD, Greenhill, and Parish. Good Shepherd has poor athletics and acedemics which is why no one goes there. These kids have no interaction with other schools which make them pretty unknown. These kids aren't ready for high school. They need to squeeze they way into the outer world somehow. This school is mixed with rich and poor. The rich disguise themselves an the poor are obsessed with there richness (I can think of a few examples). good shepherd is free of bullies, but full of cliques. no one judges forgets judged. everyone stays in there circle. Gshep needs one big wake up call and they all need to realize that they are butchering there social life by going to that hell hole.

kid from big private school: what school do you go to?

gshep kid: Good Shepherd Episcopal School

kid from big private school: what the hell is that

kid from catholic school: i know people who who there

gshep kid: figures

by hint... not currently at gshep November 26, 2017