Shane

Shaneis a 4-eyed fish who likes to spend his time under water or occasionaly in thick ice. He tries his best to make you think he is smart but he ends up getting the answer wrong.Shane always puts ‘someone get textin’or ‘great day’on his snapchat story to try get clout but everyone knows no one replies to his stories. Shane is a great swimmer but when he is on land his body tends to run out of air leading him to become a skeleton looking human.

I want to be a Shane! Shane gets to breathe under water for as long as he wants

by ITSYABOYgero July 6, 2018

Shane

See 'douche canoe'.

Shane is such a douche canoe.

by Kittykatkityy November 20, 2017

Shakey

A rolled cigarette containing roughly 30% weed and 70% tobacco.

So called because it typically uses the shake from a bag of weed with tobacco to hold it together.

"It was the last of the bag, so we just rolled some shakeys and played bomberman"

by funkyp September 13, 2006

Shane the Ogre

A nasty ogrey boy who likes it up the asshole. His best friend is usually a scrawny pale boy (somewhat like the book Of Mice and Men). He is an idiot. Once you fell under the trap of this beast, its hard to get out of. Beware.

Did you see Shane the Ogre over there?
The one ugly and alone? Yeah I saw him.

by Anonnamousss May 21, 2011

shane Mcgarth

A big boy who resides in the streets of ramhood. He often eats for days and sleeps all afternoon. A 4 letter athlete he stand out in almost nothing he does. As he gets older he just gets a little bigger. He is known for tearing his acl,mcl, being concussed,and breaking his arm all in one game. Besides this he really is the greatest human alive

"I was at the wawa and i saw a Shane Mcgarth eating 6 donuts in the parking lot."

by rc boii March 28, 2012

shane rule

Unofficial addendum to Robert's Rules of Order, invoked when no one in the room actually knows anything about the current topic of conversation. Once invoked all discussion of the named topic must cease and a new topic of conversation should be chosen.

"Chicken eggs are unfertilized that's why they don't hatch."
"Why would they be laid if they weren't fertilized? The chicken just needs to sit on them and then they would turn into chicks."
"Do either of you know what you're talking about?"

"No."
"No."
"Shane rule!"

by H. Welles July 15, 2014

Shandygaff

An inbetween the legs backwards handjob.

So I was shaving naked this morning when Susan came up behind me and gave me a shandygaff.

by Shamboozlery May 23, 2016