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semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020
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semen specialist

A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.
by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022
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Semen Sauna

When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.
“Yo you wanna come to my semen sauna tonight
by Literally Batman September 9, 2023
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Semen Trail

The social paper trail that is left after a man has sex with too many girls.
Melanie recently left her husband, all she had to do was follow the semen trail to know who he's been with.
by attend, check, on alert November 4, 2017
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semen swish

When you blow you're load in a woman. Nothing but pregnancy
Dude#1. Yo, i came inside her, now she's pregnant.
Dude#2 Nothing but pregnancy, semen swish.
by Swishsemen August 19, 2017
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Semen-Demon

A playful epithet used to describe the offspring of two people outside of wedlock.
Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.
by Karen&KyleKoss June 15, 2022
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