Sconer

When a woman that has very sturdy hands Phthalates a man to wake him in the morning.

Betsy gave Andy a 5AM sconer this morning before she fed the chickens.

by CloudyDay February 12, 2010

ScanTron

Derogatory term for a Scandanavian.

visiting Scandanavia Man, that local was sure rude, he was being a real ScanTron.

by Basher@ April 26, 2017

Sconce

A form of cider, fermented using a rather unusual method.

Rotten apples are inserted into a particularly active woman's vagina, preferrably from the county of Somerset.
The apples ferment with the yeast in the volunteer's genitalia and, when ready, can either be consumed from the vagina itself or 'squinced' out into another container.

Once a month, special 'Strawberry' Sconce can be brewed.

'Ere, lets 'av a nice pint o' sconce!'

by Somerset Expert December 6, 2009

Sconge

delicious

(created by lacy)

sandra thinks shrek is so sconge

by icekween June 13, 2017

Sconch

The noise fat Kevin makes when he eats Chinese food.
Sometimes his sconch can be heard from 200 meters away.

Man 1: Ay you, do you see Kevin eating his Chinese Food over there?
Man 2: Yeah, he's doing that "sconch" ya know?
Man 1: Yeah, lol.
Man 2: Lol.

by Foxachu Sin December 23, 2020

noah scented mayo

noah scented mayo = a scented mayo product that is labelled noah
noah scented mayo ≠ noah centineo

"i love to get me sum noah scented mayo for dessert"
"why yall saying noah scented mayo is noah centineo?"

by mmm.mmm_m September 9, 2020

Sconf

An individual who has a sense of confidence about themselves who really shouldn't - because they're basically daft.

She's such a sconf around the office

by Annie November 16, 2004