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the emo nigga from naruto
sasuke is a hoe
by sbrubisme October 29, 2021
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Saturday Detention

A so-called extra measure of punishment flaunted by commonly blinded insensitive burnt-out figures held in educative authority. This punishment requires the offending student to go out of their way in the free time they have at the start of their weekend and spend two or so hours at their school doing what the attending teacher requires them to do.

From my school, this is the result of getting two detentions in a week or getting a very low negative behaviour point score by the end of the school week.

It is a wide-held belief that detention is to make the student reflect on their bad behaviour and hopefully have them avoid this punishment in the future. From what I've seen, this kind of detention not only deviates from that desired effect but also worsens the effect that teachers wanted to avoid in the first place.

I've seen some of my friends and many classmates getting this type of detention and it didn't help with their behaviour in the slightest - it only made them get even more detentions, resulting in them returning to even more Saturday detentions.

If a student has done so bad to constantly be given Saturday detentions, chances are there is an underlying issue with said student that needs to be addressed, worked, and resolved, as opposed to just doling out detentions like government cheese.
Teacher: Jimmy, that's two lates in a week. You have a Saturday detention starting at 11 am.
Jimmy: Whatever.
Teacher: And another one now for the following weekend.
by Dipnuts November 5, 2021
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Sasuke

At one point he was the coolest character in “Naruto” but then betrayed everyone in the village to go get his cheeks clapped by a pedophile snake for some more “chalk” or something like that
Naruto: Please Sasuke! Come back to the village! We all miss you!

Sasuke: Lol catch this chidori
by Lolcatchthischidori October 13, 2021
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Saturn 5

The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.

It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).

It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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Satkamal

A mean little sassy girl who thinks she knows everything! Don't trust her, she blackmails all!
Don't trust Satkamal, she'll blackmail you!
by blablabla.yousuck September 26, 2022
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early Saturday

early Saturday (or Friday) is a term used for of us who can arrange a long weekend around our work commitments.
Please don't contact me tomorrow, its early Saturday!
by inx13 February 9, 2010
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Selection Saturday

The day when everyone in the United States decides who they want to win the Super Bowl.
Do you have a pick for the Super Bowl yet, Tom?

Nah, but thank god its Selection Saturday!
by Smokeweed420nuggah February 2, 2010
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