by willow June 19, 2006
A tourist trap and tacky adobe facade of a long-lost New Mexico that is punctuated by overpriced gay-operated bed-and-breakfasts. Boring museums abound, nearly as much as the number of pretentious restaurants serving expensive and delicious street food under the label of "fine dining". Sadly, the aboriginal population has yet to share in the wealth of the local economy as evidenced by the vast barrios and hispanic ghettos which remain hidden from the average tourist.
While enjoying my $300-a-night bed-and-breakfast in Santa Fe operated by a pair of flaming queens, my trip computer erroneously dropped me into a scary ghetto just on the edge of town. After returning downtown, I spent the most boring day of my life perusing cactus art museums and eating $10 tacos in a restaurant saturated with even more cactus art. The most annoying thing about Santa Fe would be the superficial tourists who call this "charming".
by Frediam October 03, 2011
most boring town on fucking earth, i mean it. there isnt shit to do except smoke weed at the mall and get harrassed by the cops. magic mountain gets boring after the 2nd time going. this place is half mexicans and African Americans, and the other half is white supremicists who stand at the corner of valencia blvd and mcbean pkwy with there trump 2020 flags. oh yeah i forgot to mention homeless people and crackheads make up 25% of the population too, specifically in stevenson ranch.
santa clarita
lame: aye foo lets go blaze it at the mall foo
lame #2: nigga we do that everyday theres other shit we can do u know
lame: foo like what
lame #2: shit idek we dont have cars so we cant go to the valley, i guess imma just go home
lame: nigga u lame as fucc
lame: aye foo lets go blaze it at the mall foo
lame #2: nigga we do that everyday theres other shit we can do u know
lame: foo like what
lame #2: shit idek we dont have cars so we cant go to the valley, i guess imma just go home
lame: nigga u lame as fucc
by nomames661 January 26, 2021
An imaginary overweight man in red who supposedly 'Climbs down peoples chimneys and places presents at the bottom of childrens trees early Christmas', made by a small child who didn't want to give his parents credit for buying his new AK-47. An easy way of proving Santa Clause does NOT exist, is by seeing if you can fit down the chimney. If you can't, Santa Clause can't.
Small Child: Fuck you mommy. You didn't pay for my brand new flamethrower. Santa Clause did you rotten bitch. Stop trying to take credit for what Santa Clause did you filthy whore!
by Fat Man In Red December 30, 2008
The act of giving a woman anal sex, then grabing her by the love handles and riding her down a stairway.
by Commy Dickhead July 22, 2008
A very boring town north of Los Angeles. People here are fake attention-whores. Most of the teens here are wannabe ravers, and are obsessed with light shows. Lots of kids here do drugs and smoke lots of weed because theres nothing else to do. The only good thing about Santa Clarita is that Six Flags Magic Mountain is located here, and thats really the only fun thing to do here, other than sitting around at the mall doing nothing on a friday night.
KID 1: hey, lets go to a party in Santa Clarita and give lightshows and get high!!
KID 2: Ok, I just got a new glove set.
KID 1: Cool, im so ready to go smoke some weed!!
KID 2: Ok, I just got a new glove set.
KID 1: Cool, im so ready to go smoke some weed!!
by YOUALLSUCK!! June 02, 2011
Santa Clarita, California.
The inevitable final destination of all mail and packages intended for Santa Clara, California. This is largely due to printing error and stupidity.
The inevitable final destination of all mail and packages intended for Santa Clara, California. This is largely due to printing error and stupidity.
On phone to supplier: No, I said Santa Clara, not Santa Clarita... What the f*ck do you mean, I have to PAY for you to resend it?!?
by Lexayy July 11, 2008