Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.

Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.

by distress November 28, 2016

virginia saddle

used to mount a toy horse on a dick, typically for porn scenes.

Joe: Hey, did you see the new porn flick where the girl put the Virginia saddle on the dudes dick?
Mark: Fuck yea dude that was amazing

by togim April 21, 2018

The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)

Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.

by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018

straddle saddle

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!

Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

Louis Sandeep Himakar

A personality of maverickness

Louis Sandeep Himakar is a maverick lover

by Lucy bro November 24, 2021

aunty saddle

The original redmans greasy mustache.

Check out Damon's Aunty Saddle

by Saddleman January 31, 2022

Blazin The Saddle

Blazing The Saddle is the act of having sex while smoking a bong.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.

Penelope could not buck Barnaby while Blazing The Saddle.

Blazing The Saddle is the act of having sex while smoking a bong.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.

by PB&Jelly69 April 10, 2021