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Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.
'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'
by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023
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switch stare

When you look at someone and then look away but the person you were looking at looks at you. Then it is an awkward back and forth glance that never reaches eye contact.
It was an akward switch stare for a minute
by Jammy Hulbrien March 12, 2018
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Balkan Stare

A stare primarily used by Balkans or someone intimidating, usually signifying power and fear.
"Someone gave me the balkan stare today at the mall, I shat myself!"
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Balkan stare

A terrifying type of stare only able to be made by inhabitants of the Balkan peninsula. It's effects are chaotic and deadly. If you ever insult phonk, the serbian dancing lady will appear and scream "BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK", then her face will turn into smiling trollge. After this you will hear loudly "MANGO! MANGO!" if you hear this start running. It's possible to deploy some techniques (created by Those who know:) that are the German stare and Romanian Nut Twisting to counterattack. However the lady may summon the hawk tuah creature. This ultra powerful creature will throw still water at you, instantly killing you. To defeat it, inject yourself with noradrenaline however this only has a 0.2137% chance of working. There exists the most powerful mythical legendary technique with infinite aura called "English or spanish" however it shall not be used, as will destroy the balance of the earth, it should only be used in the case of a disaster the scale of the world hasn't seen yet.
Phonk hater: Oh shit, is that the balkan stare
by yuugenmagan October 11, 2024
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Gen z stare

Aka: the boomer lead paint stare. When a young person, ie zoomer, who lacks social skills, blatantly disregards others around them. Particularly those who ask questions. Only for the person asking the question to get side eyed or stared at in return.
"Hi there! Was there anything you were looking for?" *side eye* "okkkk if you have any questions just let me know!"

"Oh my gosh today I was trying to help a teenager at work but all she did was give me the gen z stare"
by Saltedcaramel2000 July 10, 2025
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Stare point

A term used to describe the blank space on a table, where previously a bunch of drugs (more often than not cocaine) used to be. Sudden absence is often caused by sneezing stoners or spastically moving twats.

Derives from the baffled "staring" at said blank spot.
Adam: "I ain't shittin you, that shit of a fuck sneezed like a whale and all the shit went flying through the air. Just that stare point's left."
Bryon: "Shit."
by johnny92 June 24, 2012
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stare-stun

when someone or something's gaze is so intimidating or hypnotizing, you're stunned/frozen from how piercing the stare was.
"god, abby gave me a stare-stun the other day."
by pecandonym October 13, 2021
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