soggy bullseye

Soggy bullseye is a game played by a group of mates (usually 4+) where they nominate one of the fellas to bend over and spread their cheeks. The other blokes all jack off and try and shoot their loads on to the “bullseye” from the furthest distance away. The bloke that gets his target from the furthest distance wins a free reach around at the end of the night

Me and the boys had a wicked game of soggy bullseye last night.. spanga copped it hard..

by Thenailer June 18, 2019

SoggerMop

SoggerMop is a small dog that makes grunting noises

Bob “Hey! Look at my dog! He’s making weird grunts.”
Billy “He’s a SoggerMop!”

by UNO Reverse Card July 6, 2019

Soggy Piggy

A wet willy except instead of in the ear you put your saliva soaked finger in between someone's toes.

Aka- Soggy Piglet

I gave him a soggy piggy while he was sleeping.

That soggy piglet felt nasty!

by ZombieDinoZ September 21, 2019

soggy clown

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids

Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown

by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019

Soggy biscuit

A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit

Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.

by Captain Raymond Holt December 14, 2019

Soggy Kermit

The act of feeding your stepsister mass amount of Taco Bell and then proceeding to shove your fist up her ass as you would a puppet, then grab a fistful of fiery, watery, Taco Bell shit and whisper in her ear in a Kermit voice saying, “gee the swamp sure is nice”

I was at this party last night and gave her a soggy Kermit.

by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 15, 2019

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020