smacknificent

awesome, incredible, extremely magnificent

Wow check that out! Thats bitchin smacknificent!

by oxkarthemighty December 9, 2008

Smack Attracting

When someone is begging to get hit.

Man that dude over there is smack attracting, he must really wanna get beat

by hans mgee June 12, 2009

smacktacular

SMAK-TAK-YOU-LAR Ad-verb. - When finding the opposite sex butt sooooo nice that you are forced into action, usually resulting in a proper spanking.

Marilyn's butt is sooooo hot, I had to pop it. That thing is smacktacular.

by Moabdibb December 26, 2009

Smack Happy

The period of time when tiredness hits before you fall asleep and you feel really energetic and loopy.

She was really hyper and made no sense before she passed out because she was so smack happy.

by lilly may October 22, 2009

smackanigga

vb. to make use of one's hand to let a bitch know his/her place

Man, if that foo comes up to me again talkin' to me about my daughter I shall have to smackanigga.

by monarkaa May 10, 2010

smack medallion

A person who is really ugly. A.K.A hurt or smacked

( ugly girl walks in the room) Damn girl! You a smack medallion!

by InspectaGadget December 12, 2010

smack your melon

To "smack your melon" means to hit your head, or noggin on something hard enough to cause a negative physiological reaction, such as a concussion, any cut or abrasion on your scalp, seeing stars, or even just getting a noticeable headache thereafter. It is usually caused by an inadvertent or unexpected action, such as tripping and falling down, being the victim of a noggin knocker, hitting your head on the dashboard or steering wheel of a car during a crash, or even misjudging the height of a tree branch, or some other low-hanging object, and stupidly hitting your top knot against it while passing by.

Hillary proved that if you smack your melon, you will not have to testify, at least until you recover from the ensuing concussion.

by Trochilus June 8, 2014