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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
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Sid the sloth

Simply another name fir someone called Rory
by 34236tfhf4eb April 7, 2020
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sloth juice

a drink that makes you feel like time has become so slow. Aka lean
yo bro got any of that sloth juice life is too fast.
by DEVGRUGaming May 16, 2023
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Small sloth

A pretty girl who is small in size and understands things very slowly.
Tyrone: Yo you still talking to phoebe?
Jean: Yeah man but she's such a small sloth
by Kl0rine February 13, 2021
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Sloth Nap

You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight
Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later
by Random 7 March 2, 2018
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sloth queen

Man 1- "D... Did sloth queen hail satan"?

Man 2- " yes, HAIL SATAN"!!
by Blaa-blaa May 19, 2016
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E-Sloth

A person who is too lazy to copy and paste a web address into their search bar
Person: Can you send me a link. I keep clicking it and it does not work.
Me: Copy and past it into your search bar you fucking E-Sloth
by drimmortal May 8, 2019
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