A big fat lard that acts like a douche.It will sometimes hibernate for weeks on its couch after it stuffs its fugly bitch ass self with doritos.It is recorded that several young children died at the sight of this huge skankwad.The army has had many attempts at bringing down this monstrosity of a clusterfuck.Sadly all of these attempts failed due to the fact that their bullets got stuck in her orbit.
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Anyone who has watched the movie Cowpat would understand this. A certain type of large shit. Shannon being derived from the more literal term for the nick name "shannipoo" ie. not a cute pet name but an actual shit, and from the term Shannen Doherty Face, as a Shannon Arkell type shit is often mis-shapen and strange looking. The Arkell part coming from the slang word arch-well, which is a particularly big and well used long-drop type toilet. A shannon arkell type shit can include the brain hemorrahage through your nose shit, the lincoln log shit, the mexican food shit, the crowd pleaser, the aftershock shit, the groaner, the enegizer vs duracell shit, the liquid plumber shit, the spinal tap shit, the toxic dump, the "i think im giving birth through my asshole" shit, and often gives way for a second-wave shit. See definitions for shit and dump
Bob: Whoa, i went to go take a dump and i thought it was gonna be routine shit but ended up being a shannon arkell!
Fred: Yo, hi 5 me. What kind?
Bob: It was an aftershocker. And now my butt looks like the Japanese flag!
Fred: Impressive.
Fred: Yo, hi 5 me. What kind?
Bob: It was an aftershocker. And now my butt looks like the Japanese flag!
Fred: Impressive.
by IDoNotEatPantzz August 29, 2010
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A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.
Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.
They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.
CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.
Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.
Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE
Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?
FERP!
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