Shoulder Rape

When a person inconspicuously sneeks up on you and gropes your shoulder in a sexual movement yelling "shoulder rape". much like wenis, knee and butt rape.

josh: *rapes katies shoulder"
katie: OH LAWD! you just raped my shoulder
josh: muahaha (i love shoulder rape)

by Ernie Pandolfi December 17, 2008

shoulder boulders

a male word for massive breasts!!!

"look at those shoulder boulders!!"

by satan_loves_me May 3, 2005

Over The Shoulder Boulder-Holder

A bra. A term used by adolescent males.

"Hee! She's wearing an over the shoulder boulder-holder!"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

shoulder surfing

Looking over someone's shoulder when they are working or at a terminal with the intention of snooping, stealing information, or just annoying.

I think granny was shoulder surfing me when I entered my PIN into the ATM.

by team_homeslice July 18, 2005

should have been a blowjob

A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag

Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.

by Elizabeth LB December 11, 2008

Funny you should ask

Someone who reminds somebody else about something he forgot to ask.

How did you won that Pastry contest?
Funny you should ask.
I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.

by BlackPohatu October 18, 2016

Secular Conservative

Someone who is non-religious and liberal on social issues, but conservative on fiscal policy and military policy.

John is a secular conservative, he's against the teaching of Intelligent Design in the classrooms of public schools but for the war in Iraq when it started.

by Spartacus Darwin March 3, 2009