sloppy saturday

When you get fucking shit faced on Saturday making a complete a complete ass of yourself or sleeping with a really funky person.

- What a sloopy saturday I was so wasted , I rodgered the Janitor of my highschool.
- This past Saturday I couldn't believe how stumbly I was, so black out! I ended up puking in this random chicks fake louis purse. What a sloppy saturday!

by bkb123 January 11, 2014

Sad Saturday

Sad Saturday is the day of the week where most people will feel either bad abt themselves or just feel sad in general. If its Sad Saturday and u see someone that doesnt look very happy, try and cheer them up. Obvs if they dont wanna talk then leave them alone.

Person 1: Kill me alreadyyyy
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: No but I dont know why...
Person 2: Oh ik, its bc it's Sad Saturday

by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020

White Saturday

The day after black Saturday so it's not racist

Tomorrow's white Saturday

by Yengun November 30, 2019

A Houston Wet Saturday

When two bi sexual men ejaculate on each others face while watching two and a half men.

A had a houston wet saturday with mark.

by Emiyo rodrigay July 15, 2011

Savage Saturday

When you sit down to a meal of KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Wendy's, and a keg of Americas finest beer... Budweiser all while watching classic american TV such as Saturday Night Football or Talladega Nights. Can be enjoyed by yourself or with buddies.

I did Savage Saturday an now I am forever unclean

by IDoWhatIWant December 7, 2014

White Saturday

The Saturday right after Black Friday. It's the day that your friends go shopping (or looking for things that are still on sales) instead of the actual Black Friday because they are busy on Black Friday.

Voi had an appointment with us on Black Friday night and then she informed us she wouldn't make it since she would go shopping. We scolded her for being so nulo, so she decided to have a White Saturday instead.

by numberthree@13c November 27, 2021

Only on Saturday’s

An excuse to keep the conversation going

Girl: um are you bored

Guy: only on Saturday’s

Girl : lol

by @nbachrisg January 2, 2020