Sod

Rolled up piece of grass.

Or.

A man that prefers watching porn over havibg sex with his wife, and only dates her because she gives him her ass.

Becky. Oh my god.

This dudes a fucking sod

N he wont fucking stop.

by OwenDaleShipp November 30, 2023

Sod

A guy that prefers watching porn next to his wife rather than having sex with her, and he only dates women that give him their ass.

Becky oh my god.

This dudes a fuckin sod
He should fucking stop

by OwenDaleShipp November 30, 2023

Sod

A man that prefers watching porn next to his wife, rather than having sex with her, and only dates women that let him fuck their ass.

Oh my god,

This dudes a fucking sod,
He should fucking stop!

by OwenDaleShipp November 30, 2023

Sod

Women with thick pubic hair.

John: did you hear Mikey finally cleared the deal with Melanie?
Kyle: yes, but he didn't go down on her because she had major sod.

by BaldWookiee February 16, 2024

Sod this for a game of soliders!

Sod this for a game of soliders, what Kenneth from Benidorm said.

SOD THIS FOR A GAME OF SOLIDERS!

by SODTHISFORAGAMEOFSOILDERS March 16, 2025

Ould sod-Karaoke

Code word for gang bang. More commonly used by sexual deviants in order to lure unsuspecting prey into a trap. The sexual deviants then have the opportunity to tie the prey up in a wooden chair and rip their favorite articles of clothing in half. Also known as kidnapping.

What the prey hears: "What do you guys think about getting together tonight for some ould sod-Karaoke?"

Translation: "You guys up for a gang bang later on?"

"Sure I'll bring the rope if you bring the drinks"

by Lady123456 February 17, 2009

prickle sod

An annoying sneeze and cough simultaneously.

I had a right annoying prickle sod of a cough

by Vagred September 29, 2019