When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.
by The wish master March 22, 2021

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well
Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

A website filled with 14 year-olds who's sole purpose is to brown nose their way to the staff's friend's list. As well as producing Red vs. Blue, Rooster Teeth also employs a Canadian and a bull dyke to produce very unfunny comics slathered with laugh-a-minute jokes about France and video games.
It's a well known fact that the only reason anyone would want to visit Rooster Teeth (for reasons other than being ass kissing fanbois) is to visit the Metal BAR and the Politics and Current Events forum. Unfortunately, nazi mods go ape shit about Metal BAR, and the Politics and Current Events forum is run by elitists who tolerate nothing but intelligent conversations when talking about politics (who would've thought, demanding intelligence when talking about politics).
It's a well known fact that the only reason anyone would want to visit Rooster Teeth (for reasons other than being ass kissing fanbois) is to visit the Metal BAR and the Politics and Current Events forum. Unfortunately, nazi mods go ape shit about Metal BAR, and the Politics and Current Events forum is run by elitists who tolerate nothing but intelligent conversations when talking about politics (who would've thought, demanding intelligence when talking about politics).
Pedobear loves Rooster Teeth because of the amount of fourteen year-old boys willing to suck a semi-famous celebrity's cock.
by MOAR cowbell December 14, 2008

by Mellabelle August 18, 2005

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.
Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!
by Joseph Tottleson January 25, 2023

by Mr.Guy December 26, 2004

Hit Lao up so we should be flippin roosters for babies. I've been flipping chickens for bricks but it's time for the babies.
by Soiceysourdeez January 21, 2011
