by eatsht5555 October 11, 2021

when you grow a beard to be an alpha male like your dad and he screws your cockhole using a water balloon as a condom to assert dominance and to let you know you are still his baby child.
by fourletterlover May 31, 2022

A hopeless romantic is a person who’s definition of love isnt as simple as the type of love one can experience.
by anonymous May 28, 2022

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015

by Minipetro May 12, 2016

GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.
LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.
LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff
by Sparkina67 January 20, 2011

A Person Who Has Several Short Lived Romantic Relationships That Are Publicized All Over Social Media.
by CocoPGE January 15, 2017
