"Redneck rodeo" is a sport where, while taking your girlfriend from behind, you put your hands on her shoulders and whisper gently in her ear, "your sister is better at sex, you know" - then see how long you can stay on.
"Honey, sweetie, I didn't mean it, I was just trying 'redneck rodeo' - wait, I need that for work, don't throw -" *CRASH*
by John Whatshisname February 14, 2009
Get the redneck rodeo mug.When you perform the Rodeo where you whisper to the girl that you have AIDs and she turns and says, \"Good So Do I,\" and the chick grabs your butt cheeks and sees how long she can hold onto you.
by DankMastaD April 26, 2005
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Have a bunch of friends hide in the closet or in the next room. Get a girl, while doing her doggy style take her hair in one big fist and have your friends jump in and start cheering. Try to maintain the grip for 8 seconds.
Mmmmh Eric thats nice... (friends run in the room) Hey Hey there ya go man YYEEAAHHH 8 second rodeo time, hahahaha. You fuckin ass hole Eric! YYEEHHAAA
by Eric Domes September 24, 2008
Get the 8 second rodeo mug.When doing a larger girl from behind you grab on to her and hold tight and wisper in her ear that she is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with and try to hold on for eight seconds
I was so wasted last night and ended up doing the pork rodeo.
That hog is big enough for a good old pork rodeo.
That hog is big enough for a good old pork rodeo.
by ballydude May 11, 2009
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Get the One handed rodeo mug.when two people are doing it doggy style, the guy says to the girl "i have aids!!!" at this point the girl will try to get away, it is the guys objective to keep her in that position and to continue having sex. very similar to a cowboy trying to stay on the bull at a rodeo.
Guy on phone: dude can you bail me out of jail? i tried to pull a doggy rodeo on this chick and she called the cops!
by Evan9 June 25, 2006
Get the doggy rodeo mug.When you got your girl in doggy style while she is on her monthly cycle you start hooting and hollering like you are at the rodeo. When things get red enough you pull out and announce to her that she is about to become a filthy rodeo clown. You then dab your unit on her nose round and round until it is completely red like a rodeo clown. Then you tell her that the bull needs to get behind her one more time and finish the job up.
Hey Dave!! I got pissed off last night when I left the bar and went home with Roxanna. I gave her a filthy rodeo clown and I didn't even have to tell her what to do...she said she had already done it many times !!!
by SitzWell June 21, 2006
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