I woke up sore this morning after my fuck machine had a technical glitch and wouldn't stop fucking me despite hitting power off switch. I'm now filing a police report and will sue the manufacturer for this rape machine.
by Will2500 April 21, 2023
a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
by the storm drains October 14, 2008
When you have to pay way too much for something that you know is way cheaper at other places or just shouldn't cost that much at all.
Jeremy: Hey bro. How much did you pay for that beer?
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.
by JTHAO July 5, 2009
When a person laughs way too long at another person, thus making the situation horrendously awkward for everyone.
by thatpersonyoudontknow January 29, 2010
by Anustart March 12, 2016
The rape shuffle is aptly named from the movement often done by a rapist in movies when attempting to rape a man or woman from behind. The man will come up behind the victim and put his feet between the victims feet and shuffle them outward in an attempt to spread the victims legs apart pre-insertion
1. The shuffling movement a rapist does with his feet to spread apart a man or woman's feet in order to rape her. (See bates motel episode 1 with keith summers and Norma in the kitchen for a prime example)
Usage me: "Oh shit here comes that rape shuffle!" Bystanders "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
2. An amazing dance move often accompanied by awkward hip thrusts and pulling motions with your hands. This dance move typically gets the performer laid and renders the need to perform an actual rape shuffle on a victim unnecessary.
Usage: "did you see that guy rape shuffling all over the dance floor last night?"
"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"
1. The shuffling movement a rapist does with his feet to spread apart a man or woman's feet in order to rape her. (See bates motel episode 1 with keith summers and Norma in the kitchen for a prime example)
Usage me: "Oh shit here comes that rape shuffle!" Bystanders "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
2. An amazing dance move often accompanied by awkward hip thrusts and pulling motions with your hands. This dance move typically gets the performer laid and renders the need to perform an actual rape shuffle on a victim unnecessary.
Usage: "did you see that guy rape shuffling all over the dance floor last night?"
"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"
"Is it wrong that my favorite part is when he does the rape shuffle to get her legs apart"
"Did you see that guy rape shufflle all over the dance floor last night?"
"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"
"Did you see that guy rape shufflle all over the dance floor last night?"
"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"
by Imma Jonster December 13, 2016
An alley or pathway which is dark, long and scary. It will usually be coined Rape Alley by the locals due to the fact that it looks like the sort of place someone would get raped. Many towns and areas have a "rape alley" and it will often be used in conversation when giving directions to a house party or purchasing illegal substances.
by Ant - I told you I coined it January 4, 2010