promise

something you cannot break. ever.

"ill be home by 7:15." "promise?" "promise."

by haillllie July 11, 2019

Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.

-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?

by othra May 13, 2024

Russian Promise

A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.

"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."

by carroarmato0 December 12, 2025

bestfriend promise

a promise between best friends that if you break it the friendship breaks as well, a best friend promise is so meaningful and powerful that it is stronger than the friendship. never break a best friend promise, you’ll regret it. you will loose your bestfriend

bestfriend promise? yes
broke the promise{
lost a best friend

by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019

DHA promise

DHA promises are even more powerful then the River Styx. If you break this promise, your bones will break. This promise is most likely going to be directed towards a best friend. Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So whenever you swear in DHA, you’re promising on Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So the next time you promise to your friend about something, to make sure it’s official, promise on DHA

I DHA promise not to donkeyspiddle all over your diapers, hangers, and the state of Alabama.

by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020

Thumb Promise

A Thumb Promise is a promise stronger than a pinky promise. It shall never be broken, and if so, then the person who broke it may never be trusted again. Crossing your fingers does not invalidate a thumb promise.

“She thumb promised me she’d get me a drink if i called mom upstairs for her.”

by syylent June 8, 2024

Spaz promise

A promise that is made with ur hand bent inwards facing u like how a “spaz” would have there hands , if broken the person I broke it with gets to kick and punch ur balls 5 times

“ Spaz promise u didn’t do that “

by Fat Neek Farren April 6, 2021