*As Defined by Shelton Dictionary*
BubbleGum Princess (n.) - defined as a girl, usually in late teens or early twenties who believe that their presence on earth is a grace to all of mankind, and that wherever they may wander, a plush, velvety red carpet (usually sprinkled with glitter and/or petals of extremely exotic and rare, expensive flowers) should be infinitely rolled out to stretch beyond the reach of human eye for their pretty little feet adorned with all sorts of polish on manicured toes.
Heaven forbid a BubbleGum Princess not get her way, for all havoc and hell with be freed upon the realm of earth. A man will shrink inches, sometimes feet, to a small procurement of nothing taller than 2'' in height. It is VERY important to give her the way she desires, or you WILL be sorry.
The BubbleGum Princess species is one which requires continuous and constant attention from, usually a male species, that she hand selects herself and "zones in on". BubbleGum Princesses usually hand-select the members of the male species which dedicate the most attention and focus to them.
BubbleGum Princesses will also request constant communication by any technological means necessary, up to, but not including: Cellular, Landline, Skype, Text, and/or sometimes, email. If you find yourself in the path of beginning a relationship with a member of the BGP species, be sure to free up your agenda first.
The best way to satisfy a BGP is to pay her LOTS of attention (pretty much ALL of it), and ALWAYS listen as she speaks, for she will most likely ask you to repeat it, 9 times out of 10, verbatim.
If you find yourself in contact with a BGP, exercise extreme caution, as these creatures are like opposums, once they are agitated, you've pretty much screwed yourself into getting clawed/bitten to death.
BubbleGum Princess (n.) - defined as a girl, usually in late teens or early twenties who believe that their presence on earth is a grace to all of mankind, and that wherever they may wander, a plush, velvety red carpet (usually sprinkled with glitter and/or petals of extremely exotic and rare, expensive flowers) should be infinitely rolled out to stretch beyond the reach of human eye for their pretty little feet adorned with all sorts of polish on manicured toes.
Heaven forbid a BubbleGum Princess not get her way, for all havoc and hell with be freed upon the realm of earth. A man will shrink inches, sometimes feet, to a small procurement of nothing taller than 2'' in height. It is VERY important to give her the way she desires, or you WILL be sorry.
The BubbleGum Princess species is one which requires continuous and constant attention from, usually a male species, that she hand selects herself and "zones in on". BubbleGum Princesses usually hand-select the members of the male species which dedicate the most attention and focus to them.
BubbleGum Princesses will also request constant communication by any technological means necessary, up to, but not including: Cellular, Landline, Skype, Text, and/or sometimes, email. If you find yourself in the path of beginning a relationship with a member of the BGP species, be sure to free up your agenda first.
The best way to satisfy a BGP is to pay her LOTS of attention (pretty much ALL of it), and ALWAYS listen as she speaks, for she will most likely ask you to repeat it, 9 times out of 10, verbatim.
If you find yourself in contact with a BGP, exercise extreme caution, as these creatures are like opposums, once they are agitated, you've pretty much screwed yourself into getting clawed/bitten to death.
Michelle, A BubbleGum Princess
by Author of Shelton Dictionary June 07, 2009
Princess-Kaba is a hyph mamiii who runs the streets of detroit .. (and her trailor park) She just cool hip and sexeh
She also loves inventing chic dance moves like the princess-kaba thai dance.
She also loves inventing chic dance moves like the princess-kaba thai dance.
If ya'll wanna, we can go to Kaba's house to pop a few shotz nigga
Dis Princess-Kaba bitch aint takin shit from nobody
Ya'll let's all do the Princess Kaba Thai dance now!!
Dis Princess-Kaba bitch aint takin shit from nobody
Ya'll let's all do the Princess Kaba Thai dance now!!
by Kaba Bobba October 28, 2008
The Noob/N00b of Noobs/N00bs. This is because if you haven't noticed, in videogames, the princess is always stupid and makes the main character do all her work! So if there is a person EXCEPTIONALLY stupid or lame the proper term is, Noob Princess.
by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009
A fine sweet ass. And a nice rack too.
Unfortunatly, she's always in another castle. 8 seems to be her lucky number.
King Koopa and Mario Fight over who gets to fuck with her, but we all know she gets off with Luigi.
Shes hot, even in 2D, dont say otherwise.
Unfortunatly, she's always in another castle. 8 seems to be her lucky number.
King Koopa and Mario Fight over who gets to fuck with her, but we all know she gets off with Luigi.
Shes hot, even in 2D, dont say otherwise.
by Flame060 February 17, 2005
The newest installment in the ever popular Legend of Zelda series. Slated to come out sometime in April 2006.
by Il Joshity August 27, 2005
girl:"i want a princess kiss"
boy:"okay" (leans in and kisses her forehead)
girl:"aw thank you i feel like a princess"
boy:"okay" (leans in and kisses her forehead)
girl:"aw thank you i feel like a princess"
by imma G October 13, 2007
A 'princess breaker' needs to be used on select princess' of the world. Since they are so spoiled, pampered and out of touch, a sense of humility (via degradation) needs to be bestowed upon them. I suggest the following:
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.
Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.
Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?
Jim: "Last night I found this Jewish girl - WOW, she is so spoiled, but she is pretty dirty in the sake. It is going to cost me to be with her though...
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"
by John Jim April 06, 2006