Prevening

The time of day in between afternoon and evening, usually when dinner is served. Like 5:00 o'clock bro.

Do you want to be cool during prevening, Bro?

by Shaq Diesel47 July 19, 2014

birthday present

(n) alcohol

let's go get alex a birthday present.

by Zramislame October 13, 2008

prevert

A young pervert or pervert-in-the-making

Sometimes, young teenage boys are referred to as "preverts" because they are not mature enough to be called a full pervert.

by chocolatio June 23, 2007

Preventative Masturbation

The act of a married, or romantically committed, Man pleasuring himself regularly so as to eliminate the temptation of being unfaithful.

If I didn't do some Preventative Masturbation, I would be chasing after every skank in the neighborhood.

by Niems04 January 9, 2014

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

pretentous

acting more important than you actually are

brenda: yo dawg last night i got brandan in my car whoooo weeee last night yeaaa girl i tell ya shawty we did it up and down the pole

Lucie Jermaine Jackson: brenda! I tell ya brandan was playing b-ball up in BX last night, what cho fat ass talking bout being pretentous an' all that shit

branda: oh shit ya caught me gurlfriendd got yo hair did

by BLue BuLL RogeRRRRRRR October 28, 2013

Present

How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.

Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.

by My Minecraft Isn't working October 27, 2020