kitchen porter

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.

A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."

by RENEGATUS DOT COM December 5, 2004

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

by Bird Dog December 11, 2006

poltergasm

Having intense, repeated sex under the influence of a haunted room.

Buffy and Riley, under the influence of the poltergeist, were stuck having sex repeatedely without realization of what was happening outside the room like one big poltergasm.

by Tweakbunny July 25, 2009

poltergeist

Paranormal activity that happens to agents who suppress their emotions such as anger, mania, and anxiety. the agent moves objects subconsciously by PK or psychokinesis. It is a ghost but not one of a dead person. Parapsychologist debunked the fact that it is a "ghost" in the 1930s.

the poltergeist activity is caused by the agent's own mind

by Andrea M N October 17, 2008

Poltergeist

the act of ceasing all communication with a romantic interest (aka ghosting) but continuing to haunt their social media feeds.

Yeah, she ghosted me but she keeps poltergeisting my Instagram posts.

by DrVenkman June 8, 2015

cooter pooter

A woman that queifs often, resulting from large amounts of air in the cooter aka vagina.

That bitch queifs so much we call her cooter pooter.

by Ryan16 October 4, 2005

ample posterior

Large ass

"Well, that was a clever move that won't come back to bite you in your ample posterior"

by Syljon August 29, 2016