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POS Postulate

A postulate in geometric systems concerning pieces of shit (POS) which states that when two or more POS's are in a group, the entire group as a whole becomes an even bigger piece of shit. Countless examples can be seen in everyday life, as this is a very common occurrence.
Yesterday when I was running, Mukul and Albert joined our group. Well, by the POS postulate we're all an even bigger piece of shit now.
by DistancedPOS December 26, 2011
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Aether Portal

REAL FROM MINECRAFT AND IT IS NIT A UD IT IS A RESL FWATUJrE IN MINECRWAFT
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by gauxapen March 22, 2021
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'posta

"Hey, Tony, you're not 'posta be smoking in the house!"
by Laura Messer May 7, 2008
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portalling

peter is portalling over gemma( jamie's gonna kill him)
by shexeh shhaushageshs June 29, 2011
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Postle Tongue

The ability or individual with the ability to communicate with serpents.
In "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" Harry Potter discovers that he is a (or has a) Postle Tongue when he communicates with a snake at a zoo. Although he does not "know" that he is until his later events and findings when enrolled in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
by UrbanDefiner69 August 22, 2012
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postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
by Heidimatt May 1, 2005
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Pistalino

Dude, that boy gave me the best loving with his pistalino!
by kariel January 15, 2009
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