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witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".
Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"
by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010
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program

ta steal somethin from a person store or place
when lance and chuck went to champs chuck programed them forces
by datboifromdasouth January 16, 2008
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generic program

No generic program can be as bad as WinPCap!
by All Windows XP users March 13, 2003
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GHOST PORNOGRAPHY

A true now pornographic film display in an OCCUPIED LOCKED FUTURE PORN PORTAL.

A past dead PORN STAR in PORN FORM being presently observed.

The SEANCE that is real in GETTING DRAFTED.

Don't believe me just watch.
The chair you sleep is the GHOST PORNOGRAPHY that will occur when you get LOCKED INTO the orgasm that lasts forever on the PORN SET that is in VIEW and always on where the OCCUPIED LIGHT never goes out.

BURT REYNOLDS in BOOGIE NIGHTS as himself out of STAR FORM was a porn star and PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD as his GHOST PORNOGRAPHY is super hot and you VAN NUYS GUISE still there.

In as much I don't want to scare the daylights out of you as RESORTS WORLD will legally be showing GHOST PORNOGRAPHY everytime you take a shower in THEIR MANDALAY BAY water cascade as YOU ARE IT.

BRUNO MARS in the making of UPTOWN FUNK had a 260 degree poinrter into the GHOST PORNOGRAPHY as a DEJA GOO may happen if STEVE JOBS is allowed to continue out of PENTAGON FORMATION CUPERPHILIA. UPTOWN FUNK..WARNER MUSIC GROUP..LEONARD BLAVATNIK OWNER --A SHELDON WAYNE ADELSON SALUTE FRIEND
by METE MEAT MEET May 21, 2021
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Porknographer

:one who produces porknography.
The country is now in a deeper deficit than ever thanks to the porknographer/s that are currently in office.
by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011
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Pornographated

Ever since the beginning of time men and women have been committing lude, sexual acts to satisfy the voyeuristic appetites of others. Those that choose to participate in these acts have been pornographated. The medium of choice is of no consequence. whether it be audio, video, photograph, phonograph, chalk paintings, or ink blot. If you have been recorded in the act of pleasuring yourself, or others you have joined the countless throngs to have been pornographated.
Chuck Norris is and honorable man and would kick your ass if you pornographated his wife.
by Crzydaizy October 10, 2008
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Pornogamous

The practice of only fapping to one pornstar.
Dude 1- "Check out this Asa Akira video man look at her ass!"

Dude 2- "Nah man I'm in a pornogamous relationship with Shyla Stylez!"
by fapper69 August 19, 2013
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