When a woman is giving a man oral pleasure then he pulls out and comes in her eye. Then when she's getting up he kicks her in the shin. So she's hopping around on one leg with one eye closed, mumbling and cursing. Hence the creamy pirate...
by Roostafy April 22, 2003
A man who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Rump Raider or a Bum Ninja. This term is often associated with gay porn stars.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
A sexual act, where the female (or presumably male) is slapped first lightly, then slightly harder, during sex. This is usually done from behind, although frontal pirating can occur.
The name comes from the source material, Pirates XXX and Pirates XXX 2.
The name comes from the source material, Pirates XXX and Pirates XXX 2.
Did you watch Pirates last night?
Yeah, dude. Did you see that pirating scene? He slapped her titties good!
Yeah, dude. Did you see that pirating scene? He slapped her titties good!
by "Devil Dick Willy" April 20, 2009
1. A pirate who menacingly sneaks through walmart at night messing up all of the cereal boxes, changing their order, and damaging packaging; resulting in the constant disarray that is the walmart cereal aisle.
2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.
2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.
1. Those cereal pirates dented this box of Cocoa Puffs!
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.
by argh! April 12, 2006
When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.
by arrick January 17, 2006
by Saiyara January 03, 2004
by John J. October 27, 2004