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My Dog Pilot

Some faggot who's life revolves around tennis balls and loves men.
Pilot nobody wants to play ball you faggot!

Sorry, My Dog Pilot loves balls.
by TooLate4Donuts May 7, 2020
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J. Pilot

The abbreviation for the scientific term Junky-Auto-Pilot. Junkies (a.k.a. junker, junks, Team J) have the rare and unexplained ability to not only work and interact amoungst normal civilians for long periods at a time, but also carry the unique ability to reak social night life havoc for up to 72 consecutive hours at a time. It is at some point during this period that J. Pilot is activated, and it is at that point where no baby hippo is safe. Studies have shown that over 92% of baby hippo poaching is the result of Junky Auto Piloting.
Ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at Fausto's house with lettuce all over the floor? Ohh nevermind, I remember hitting the J. Pilot button last night. Damn it.
by Jungle Junky September 2, 2010
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Bush pilot

A pilot who flys passengers or cargo out of small back country airports. Most common in third world countries, or near the artic circle in Alaska and Canada.
His job is very dangerous and exciting, he's a bush pilot.
by gevanm August 30, 2005
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Pigot

noun (plural: pigots)
Derived terms: pigoted, pigotry.

A pigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to pork and any of its derivatives; including bacon, gammon, sausages, ham, spam, pâtés, confit etc.

Pigots are strongly partial to pork and believe that pork is superior to other kinds of meat. They exhibit intolerance, and animosity toward those that enjoy other types of meat.
John: Florian is such a pigot. He has devoured all the cocktail sausages whilst bragging about how delicious and superior it is compared to other meats.

Jane: I am not a pigot. I shall have you know that I also enjoy eating chicken.
by iPork January 1, 2011
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PicoTard

A scale of Tard beyond comprehension of most people (excluding Yanks). On a scale of 1-10 a Pico Tard is an immeasurable number, some scientists predict the number may have a 4 in at one point, although this is mere speculation.
That Frank is such a PicoTard the other day he blew his nose on a goat.
by mortensent April 11, 2005
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Pisot

Japo is pisot
by Apoc69 January 21, 2021
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Defending The Pilot

Crappy as local band from colorado.
Rich twat white kids who depend on their rich parents to supply them with gear that they can't really use well at all.
"I like Defending the Pilot."
"Go listen to some real music."
by DickNixonJr. May 26, 2009
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