pornstar parking

Pornstar parking refers to a parking spot at or near the back entrance of a building. Similarly, rockstar parking is a parking spot in close proximity with the front or main entrance.

The main lot was full so I drove around back and scored a pornstar parking spot.

by Leung December 28, 2007

Parking Lot Sex

Having a lil fun in the parking lot after school... if you know what i mean

Val witnessed Brandon and Steph have parking lot sex after school and she was so disgusted by the X-rated things they did that she told everyone about it.

by HMMMMMMM March 18, 2004

human parking cone

"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"

-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10

Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.

by VV512 December 13, 2010

parking deck

Parking Deck apparently is what we yankees call a parking garage. It also could be called a car park, although they usually are not park-like.

Looky heaa at this slick new parking deck, ain't she somethin.

by John Stigall November 17, 2006

Parking the Winnebago

Engaging in sexual activity.
Variation: "Parking the Winnebago in the back lot". Definition: Engaging in anal sex.

Vito: "Where the hell were YOU all night?"

Guido: "I was at Marie's house, parking the Winnebago."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

parking lot christian

Someone who claims to be a good christian. When they pull in the church parking lot, they don a mask that shows them to be good, people loving, god fearing christians and when they pull out of the parking lot, they turn into evil, nasty, manipulative, judgemental spawns of satan. Hence, you have a parking lot christian.

You'd be surprised how many people in church turn out to be parking lot christians.

by TAZ73 November 22, 2014

parting the pink sea

A sexual twist of a reference to parting the Red Sea meaning spreading the legs of a woman and adventuring the depths of her promise land.

"Now you're parting the pink sea with the girl of your dreams"

by RYNO5001 July 13, 2016