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Paradox

Conflicting thoughts or ideas within the same person
I'm in a paradox about the quality of Georgia peaches
by Hahimrightbitch123432 February 12, 2019
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Paradine

Paradine (noun) refers to a state or experience characterized by profound significance, excellence, and meaningfulness. It embodies the pinnacle of positivity, encompassing both greatness and significance in a harmonious blend. The term signifies an unparalleled level of excellence that goes beyond conventional measures, leaving a lasting impact on individuals and the world around them.
"Their efforts to promote environmental sustainability have reached a paradine level, inspiring a global movement for positive change."
by Paradon August 5, 2023
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Geli-Paradox

The state in which one is extremely hungry but much to tired to get up and actually satisfy the urge.
G- Omg I don't know what is my bigger issue, my hunger or my Sleepiness.

J- You are exibiting the Geli-Paradox and you should just go to sleep!
by _JSA July 20, 2010
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chatters paradox

Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.
you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message

you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P
by theelous3 November 9, 2011
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jing paradox

A phenomenon where the subject is mathematically ensured a safe trip but is victim of some twist of fate resulting in utter raging and disappointment in the concept of math.
A:DUDE!I PICKED OUT THE BAD APPLE 3 TIMES IN A ROW!FROM A BATCH OF 100 APPLES!WTF MAN!
B: Looks like u just experienced the Jing Paradox.
by dude24564578679 March 13, 2014
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Facebook Paradox

The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.
"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015
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Douche Paradox

Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.
When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.
by DevinScud January 26, 2018
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