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Panic! At The Disco

A real fan vs a fake fan:

Real fans:

Don’t judge people based on how many songs they know or how long they’ve been a fan

Are happy when they see that P!ATD gets a new fan, meaning the fan base is increasing.

Knows at LEAST 3 song names and a song by heart (not necessary though)

Fake fans:

Knows only one song and calls themselves “#1 fan”

Only likes Panic! At The Disco for one song

Example of both:
(#1 = fan. #2 = fake fan. #3 = medium.)

#2: OMG I LOOOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO
#3: cool. What’s your favorite song?
#2: High Hopes.

#1: Mine’s Northern Downpour
#2: wat’s that
#3: Is it Pretty. Odd?
#1: Yes, it is.
#3: Oh I’m not crazy about Pretty. Odd. I kinda enjoy a mixture of all of them. A little Pray For the Wicked, a lot of Death of a Bachelor, a tad bit of A Fever You Can’t Sweat out, etc.
#2: what’s that? are those other bands?
#3: They’re all albums.
#2: oh HAHAHA I totally knew that HAHA

#1: well what’s your top 3 songs?
#3: My fav is The Ballad of Mona Lisa, then House of Memories, then either Vegas Lights or Hallelujah.
#1: nice. What about you, “#2”
#2: high hopes. dat’s it. the others are bad
#3: ...
#1: sure. If you want, you can go on Spotify and search up, “This Is Panic! At The Disco” They have a lot of good songs on them you can try to learn.
#2: I don’t need that!
Soph: I LOVE Panic! At The Disco! My fav song is LA Devotee
Cath: Oh. You like Death of a Bachelor?
Soph: nah the song’s too slow
Cath: I was talking about the album...
by Lyzamar5305 February 12, 2019
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Panic! At The disco

Back in the 70s they used to call heroin "panic", so there was heroin at the disco
There was panic! at the disco
by Hrdcorekid87 December 17, 2017
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panic post

When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.
You just panic posted and that shows how desperate you are.
by Rear Naked Woke November 17, 2018
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Ziti Panic

The mass amounts of anxiety one experiences after eating specifically, but not exclusive to, baked ziti.
Ben: Yo what’s wrong with Craig? He hasn’t left the couch.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.
by Lacedawg69 February 21, 2021
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panic at the disco

we've all agreed to call Brendon Urie "panic at the disco" even though we know it's just him
by heymoon June 3, 2018
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Ass-Panic

The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.
Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."
by deepseacommando17 January 20, 2009
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panic puffs

panic puffs: wind from down under during stressful moments

Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.
panic puffsgasfartswind from down under
by panic puffs November 21, 2016
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