puerto rican gas pump

When the driver of an automobile exits the stopped vehicle during a red traffic signal (stop light, red light) and urinates. The driver must finish urinating before the traffic signal changes to a green traffic signal (green light, go). If the driver does not finish urinating before the signal turns green he is to be scorned and ridiculed harshly by occupants within the vehicle and all surrounding vehicles and their occupants, however if the driver completes the task he is to be applauded by all.
Did you see me do a Puerto Rican Gas Pump? The light turned green just as I finished.
by Gomez McTaco May 16, 2011
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Puerto Rican Squat Rack

When a man man completes a full squat with two 40 oz. beers held above his head as he drops his testicles into a suspecting females mouth. The female plays the role of the referenced squat rack.
by TheWetWillyWonder January 11, 2017
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Puerto Rican metro link

When a Puerto Rican man named Tito watches his classmates run a train on his mother while furiously masturbating using his own tears for lubrication.
Instead of going down to Tijuana for the donkey show let’s go see the Puerto Rican metro link.
by Tito’s stepmom October 15, 2022
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Puerto Rican Ant Farm

A pillowcase full of pubic hair to cause severe itching and irritation.
My roommate was being a total jerk, so I gave him a Puerto Rican Ant Farm to get back at him.
by FJCZ’n April 09, 2021
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puerto rican pocket punch

The act of shitting into the womans vagina and topping it off with some kind of salsa, sauce, or herbs you can get from your cooking cabinet. The punch is required at the end to pump and perhaps mash the contents into the vagina.
I gave sally an intense puerto rican pocket punch last night.
by PLSAS June 22, 2010
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Self Made Puerto Rican

A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.
Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
by Fav February 13, 2008
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puerto rican plumb bob

its when you're fucking a girl from behind in a port-a-potty and you dunk her head as you cum.
A.W. just dropped the puerto rican plumb bob on some chick at the UW tailgate. Bring the hand sanitizer.
by TacoTimmyT June 28, 2009
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