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Pinky Promise

A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.

This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.
I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)
by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022
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Promise ain’t getting comm

Some weird black annoying 17 year old discordian thinking she’s getting comm sometime soon
Promise ain’t getting comm” who is that female anyways
by Kharomani June 14, 2022
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crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.
Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.
by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019
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promise

something you cannot break. ever.
"ill be home by 7:15." "promise?" "promise."
by haillllie July 11, 2019
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