A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

Gabby:You pinky promise you’ll tell me on Tuesday?
Trey: pinky promise?? What is this you speak of??
Trey: pinky promise?? What is this you speak of??
by 10000000733 April 4, 2024

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

by promiseyou February 3, 2021

by Mileven011 June 5, 2018
