When you get a telling off for something, before you have done, or even thought about doing what it is you are being told off about.
Mom - Dont even THINK about going to play soccer in those shoes!! If you get them dirty il have to wash them again and you'll probably trepse in bringing mud with you everywhere on my cream carpets!
Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.
Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.
Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome
Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.
Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.
Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome
by haroldzid August 23, 2010
1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.
Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.
by cowboy hibby July 10, 2012
To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.
Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-
Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.
Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.
by Medi0cre Man March 06, 2010
The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".
Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."
Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."
Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."
by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011
Friends that are so close that they can have a sexual relationship and still hangout afterwards. This is about as close a guy and a girl can be without a relationship. The term itself is actually the complete opposite of the meaning. They know that sex represents more than what they have and that they will never have it. They know that they can do anything but that, aside from an all around ;). The two friends love each other and would do anything to make each other happy, hence the name pre-mature fuck buddy.
by 2serenetohandle January 02, 2015
The action of accidentally turning off the last light in the house (when it's dark outside) resulting in disorientation and/or bumping in to things whilst looking for for another light switch.
Mike: Bro! I was about to go to bed but I accidentally Prematurely De-Illuminated the room and had to use my cell phone as a flashlight!
Brad: Man, I know what you meen. You gotta be careful with that Premature De-Illumination, last night I smashed my foot trying to find the bathroom when I did that.
Brad: Man, I know what you meen. You gotta be careful with that Premature De-Illumination, last night I smashed my foot trying to find the bathroom when I did that.
by Mako212 July 01, 2011
A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come
Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.
by Mark2010 May 22, 2010