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PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
mugGet the PLUM cardmug.

plum date

a secret prom date, like you may be pretending to be going with someone for their sake, but your secretly going with a more gorgus personnn.
'aww my plum dates well phit'
by johnny monk November 5, 2006
mugGet the plum datemug.

Plum Highschool

Plum Highschool, this school is known for house keeping at least 600 autistic children on school grounds. The freshmen all have learning disfunctions and think human molestation is funny. I'm pretty sure we were "built" from Minneapolians, and the amount of man children who would gas light children with thomas the tank engine toys.
"Have you went to Plum Highschool?"
"Ohh yea!!! (I gaslight vulnerable women for sex trafficking)"
by DividingCronicals September 2, 2023
mugGet the Plum Highschoolmug.

plum nelly

Plum Nelly- denoting the relative distance between to locations, especially if that distance is, great, expansive, or far.
When the passenger gave the cab dispatcher their address, the dispatcher's response was, "You live in plum nelly. Plum outta the city, and nelly outta the state."
by Big Less 64 May 11, 2024
mugGet the plum nellymug.

Shlum Plum

A girl who seems very shy but actually is very active and is 80% time a hooker.
Joe: You know Garfield?
Pine: Yeah?
Joe: I think hes a Shlum Plum.
Pine: Woah, Really?
by pinedog June 26, 2018
mugGet the Shlum Plummug.

plum

When Somebody is Being a Fucking idiot.
:john drops an egg on the new carpet floor and it cracks:
"John you fucking plum why did you drop the egg on the new carpet"
by Searfle October 22, 2017
mugGet the plummug.

Rum plum

That little ball of poop that hangs from your ass. Also known as a dinkle berry.
Guy 1: I just threw you a rum plum. Don't eat it
Guy 2: that's nasty bro
by DetailedFrenzy February 6, 2021
mugGet the Rum plummug.

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