Brayden Phobic

Brayden phobia , racist white mf lol !!! i hate this

omg, brayden is racist i’m so brayden phobic

by dogl0v3r4772 March 10, 2022

cult-i-phobe

something the hardcore of a cult (chavs, ganstas, moshers emos) do, where they acuse someone of being the opposite of their group (for moshers/emos/goths it is ganstas/chavs and vice versa), on the basis that they don't dress like them

EG1 Chav: you r well emo
man: y cause i'm wearin jeans?
Chav: Jeans? jeans are for emos
man: 32 inch waist you cult-i-phobe!

EG2 EMO: you look well chavy
man: why cause i'm wearin a hoodie?
EMO: yes
man: its L-R-G, it cost 70 quid so go fuck yourself u cult-i-phobe!

by Tim Moss February 28, 2008

ho-ho-phobia

ho-ho-phobia is a phobia most obvious around Chirstmas time. the actual fear is not of Santa Clause but just of his big white beard. From around November onwards, many fearful reports are recieved claiming the sight of a large white beard.

person 1: "dude, whats up with him... all i wanted was a photo with santa!"
person 2: "oh he has ho-ho-phobia"
person 1: "oh right, he doesnt want to go anywhere near that big white beard"

by The Half Blood Unicorn November 19, 2011

albert einstein phobia

A Fear Of Inventor/ Scientist (kinda) Albert Einstein.

Girl, IM TERRIFIED OF ALBERT EINSTEIN! I think I have Albert Einstein Phobia

by Urban Dictionary Word Girl December 2, 2013

Other-Persons-Penis-Phobia

Where you are afraid to touch another guys penis...

I have the phobia of another persons penis where someone could be like "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOUR HOUSE KEYS OR I'LL TOUCH YOU WITH MY PENIS!" Then I'll give them my car, house keys, wallet, and wife

by Kama June 27, 2006

puke-a-phobia

the fear of someone puking/barfing on you

"Someone puked on me, I will have puke-a-phobia for the rest of my life!"

by mgt54645 March 17, 2008

Penis Phobia

The Act of being scared of big dicks.

She met a black guy,now she has "penis Phobia"

by Dustin Cutter December 27, 2008