Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?
Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol
Nick: You're dust!
Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol
Nick: You're dust!
by Big N64 February 25, 2009
Get the Couch Patrol mug.Freak Patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. It is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. To freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.
During one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person's. It looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.
by whatodoifyourboard December 2, 2009
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by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010
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Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol
by E.M.V.J.J October 10, 2017
Get the Cool Patrol mug.The defenders of piece and protectors of the tv, these men are highly trained and tasked with the dispatching of weeboos and the confiscation of disgusting anime, each of these heroes possess a standard issued MP5 9mm. Submachine gun, a bullet proof vest and a helmet.
Weeboo “omg this anime is so kawaii!”
(Door gets busted down)
Hero “ANIME PATROL, I WANNA SEE SOME FUCKING HANDS!!!!”
(Door gets busted down)
Hero “ANIME PATROL, I WANNA SEE SOME FUCKING HANDS!!!!”
by The virgin wizard January 19, 2018
Get the Anime Patrol mug.1. To work a job which involves walking or standing for the full duration of the shift.
2. To make someone walk to their destination, particularly if they are in your car or home.
2. To make someone walk to their destination, particularly if they are in your car or home.
1. five-o got put on foot patrol, Britney ain't finding a john tonight.
2. A: How'd you and Britney go last night?
B: She's a tease, so I put her on foot patrol in the middle of The 101.
2. A: How'd you and Britney go last night?
B: She's a tease, so I put her on foot patrol in the middle of The 101.
by Intwit November 22, 2011
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