periscoping

When taking a dump your turd goes down the toilet and still manages to break the surface of the water, resembling a periscope from a submarine.

I just took a dump that was so long it was periscoping.

by stephen sanders December 9, 2008

Perrin

A person of low intellect, low self-esteem and low intelligence. A deadbeat. A dimwit. A No-hoper. One who is truly damned to a life of total frustration. Usually they will make a rod for their own backs, being caught out in countless lies and a web of deceit. One who delights in displaying their crass intentions and poor language. Almost always depicted in photographic images, squatting on one knee and cradling a fish of some description. Also prone to bouts of tap-dancing at inopportune moments. Invariably, work-shy. Occasionally a Perrin will be given a 'dead-end job' without having the intelligence to realise it.

Example of correct useage: OMG! Can you smell that fish?

No. Don't be a stupid, ignorant, daft prat-of-a-Perrin! It's a Perrin smelling of fish, you silly Perrin!

by Francis Davies May 12, 2013

Perrier

Mineral water that's drank by people who don't know about Calistoga.

Topo Chico and Calistoga are much better than Perrier.

by Downstrike October 24, 2004

Perri-Ann

Optimistic no matter what,having a bring it on attitude,falling isn't failing

An older guy calls a fat young girl a cow..she can get thinner but he can't get younger.For example,I married a male five years my senior and after having kids I got heavy so he spilt.My name "Perri-Ann" is bigger than my ass.

by perripan March 23, 2009

perriwiggle

A good person with good traits, cool, awesome funny.

a word used to replace another word in a phrase or sentence.

In a joking manner.

perriwiggle

Ex- your'a perriwiggle

your'a perriwiggle

by mister progrum December 17, 2010

Persis

A fine ass bitch who dont give a fuck... not two fucks, no fucks at all!!! and she mean what she say and say what she mean!! she would never tell you how she feel bc she ion trust u... and if she do then yall close so keep that while it last!! she is the type of bad bitch who would slit yo throat and not give a fuck at all!! JK, but if she dont care then she dont and thats on everything!!! OH and dont forget she doesnt have a soul....

persis: I DONT GIVE A FUCK
girl 1: but y-
persis: cause i dont the fuck
girl 2: dats periodt!!
persis: shut the fuck up!

by paris...! August 28, 2019

Mexican Periscope

The act of spreading a woman's anus open with your thumbs, then peering into it like a periscope. Technically could be performed on anyone, by anyone, but in the original example it was a man performing the act on a woman.

Originated from a post on the Tosh.0 blog.

Man, that chick is crazy. She asked me to give her a Mexican Periscope!

by TexasCracker April 11, 2013