one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

by Unkle Nasty 69 February 4, 2025

one-eyed rubeye

A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.

A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.

Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.

by Kearp420 July 26, 2019

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

One-eyed zipper rat

a penis

"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017