Poo Crumbs

1. Small crumbs of poo-ey loo roll debris left around the floor area of a toilet when someone - usually a guy - wipes their butt too hard and vigorously after doing a poo. Often happens when one is in a hurry or gets disturbed from normal poo routine, and turns and stands to wipe.Totally gross.

2.What you can therefore call someone who totally creeps you out or you find disgusting

1. Holy crap dude, why do you always make so much poo crumbs?

2. That guy is a stinky poo crumb

by Honey Monroe July 10, 2011

Crumb Catchers

Large female breasts that catch food particles.

When a female with large breast leaves the movies and has to remove remaining popcorn that has fallen between her crumb catchers.

by Brad Allerton April 30, 2008

Shit Crumb

Fecal matter trapped in anal cavity and or particles remaining in or around under dressings.

Not wiping properly may result in shit crumbs.

by TheTinglies December 14, 2008

crumble/crumb

This word(s) has a double meaning, similar to the swear word shit.

another word for shit
or
"the real deal".

Thats the real crumble im talking about!
- That is the real shit, for example in reference to drugs or food cooked at home.

Can be shortened to crumb

Thats just crumb. -or- Im looking at the crumb right now. and its you.

- Translates to
That is just so bad its not cool. -or- Im looking at the real deal right now and thats you. (a subtle pick up line that can confuse the person you are picking up - a great tactic to take on the "mystery enticer" persona.)

Ahhhhh crumble/crumb - like crud from the simpsons, only more like flanders in the first instance, and more like barney in the second.

by Genevieve Ingham August 9, 2006

Butt Crumbs

Dinkle berry children, from another mother. Sex crumbs, ranging from 0.1mm to 3mm.

Tell your mother to clean those Butt Crumbs from her vajaja.

by Vajaja Mama January 11, 2019

nut crumb

The flaky particles often found in the underwear of one with an extremely dry nut sack.

Dude, I walked in the locker room at the gym and the floor was covered with nut crumbs.

by cdog16842 June 10, 2009

shit crumbs

Those brown specks on the bathroom floor around the toilet.

Those aren't little pieces of milk chocolate on your bathroom floor. Them is shit crumbs!

by wouldaben January 10, 2011