Stage 5 cling on

Someone you are dating/fucking and they become extremely possessive and crazy really quickly.
Hey
Hey..
Text me back
TEXT ME BACK!
WHERE ARE YOU?!?

FUCK! please save me!! He is totally a stage 5 cling on!!

by Stag878 April 19, 2022

National talking stage day

Invite your talking stage on a date and celebrate almost being in a relationship.

Jimmy: Emily let's go celebrate we are in a talking stage
Emily: why today?
Jimmy: it's national talking stage day!!

by National.day October 02, 2023

Stages of a Relationship

The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.

These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage

Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.

by ProfessorGOD August 30, 2018

Stage Turn

The act of turning so people see little to none of your back area.

Drama Coach: Hey! No butt to the audience! You know how to stage turn!
Actor: Well, how can I stage turn, when my costume is under my feet?

by The_Darknesses August 11, 2016

Alvins Stage Manager

A clown. Managing alvin while he is on tour.

“Alvins Stage Manager is sooo lame these days”

by koookkkk December 14, 2022

Alvins Stage Manager

A female who falls deeply in love with a man who resembles a chipmunk. She takes on the persona of being in charge of him like a manager.

Have you heard? Carol hasn’t been at any of the group hangouts lately after clocking in as Alvins stage manager.

by cheaters gotta go December 18, 2022

Stage Face

Classic/basic stage makeup that sometimes consists of a full face of foundation, false eyelashes, eyeshadow, and blush, etc. Stage makeup varies depending on the show

"For your make up you just need to put on a classic stage face"

by BroadwayFangirl June 28, 2018