Pain Beam

Teacher: Sit down.
Student: I'm sorry, I can't due to the pain beam I received last night.
by daswassup August 26, 2010
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Clothes Beam

Easily his most metro attack.
by Dordobolong March 21, 2021
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impotence beam

impotence beam is a high level spell that is cast at a target to cause permanent loss to have kids. May be undone by using a second Impotence beam.
Warrior: What was that spell you just used.
Wizard: Idk you'll find out later. But it definitely not an impotence beam so don't worry.
by Dat Wizard February 02, 2025
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eye-beam

A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.
It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.
by QuacksO October 19, 2019
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the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.
Face the laser piss beam of death you moron
by JackerEgg July 05, 2024
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Low Beaming

The act of being in a dimly lit space.
by LowBeaming November 24, 2021
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Tri-Beam

Close to the end of a foursome the 3 male participants combine a 3 way punishing blow to the victim while screaming,"Tri-Beam!" As they nut
Steve:"Dude last night was great"
Jimmy: "Yeah it was"
Abe: "Dude she got drenched by our Tri-Beam technique"
by Almedin3 March 21, 2019
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