curb smash

when you take someones head and set them down by the curb and open there mouth than kick to smash there teeth against the curb

I just curb smashed jarred cause he was being a jerk so he deserved it

by baddykat6924 March 26, 2019

Curb Appall

is the initial attraction you have when you first see a prostitute that quickly turns to dismay as you take a second look.

Ahead on the corner was a true hottie, I dropped the passenger window to get a better look, Horrified, I realized she was a he. Once again, fooled by curb appall.

by tlinget October 10, 2011

Curb monkey

Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.

Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.

by Marion Morrison May 16, 2016

Curb Edging

Edging but instead of getting edged normally or edging normally or the feeling of getting edged normally, it feels like your getting edged by the edge of a sidewalk, hence the name of Curb Edging

Frustrated guy: "My friend is curb edging me, because he keeps promising me $20 bucks but he never gives me it!"

by thefatty_Blow July 16, 2025

curb cricket

A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.

Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"

by The Few June 6, 2014

curb wash

The colloquial term for the unexpected or expected drenching experienced when a passing vehicle drives through a puddle while a pedestrian is walking along the street; most commonly experienced during or after rainy conditions. It's akin to receiving an impromptu wash from the curb or road, resulting in being drenched and potentially necessitating a change of attire.

1. I had such a rough day at work. My boss was a jerk, I was swamped with mundane tasks, the weather sucked, and to cap it all off, on my way to my car someone totally curb washed me.
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...

by yilliy May 10, 2024

Curbing

The act of sitting in Panda Express and staring out the window at a curb in front of your significant other

“Hey Tony, stop curbing and order your food already!”

by Baldheadedslaphappygrandpappy July 31, 2018