Person A: This person that keeps referring to me as “Chinese Girl” wants to talk to me more, I think they might like me.
Person B: Gross.. They sound curb stomp-able
Person B: Gross.. They sound curb stomp-able
by Ozzieiei September 8, 2021

When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping
by Curb splatter July 31, 2020

In sports a team is said to be Curb Stomped when they receive such a one sided beating from an opponent that total humiliation occurs occurs.
by On The X September 19, 2022

Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.
by Sjflow August 5, 2018

when you take someones head and set them down by the curb and open there mouth than kick to smash there teeth against the curb
by baddykat6924 March 26, 2019

The act of sitting in Panda Express and staring out the window at a curb in front of your significant other
by Baldheadedslaphappygrandpappy July 31, 2018

Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019
