Sports Hoe

This happens when someone decides to keep switching teams for any sport. Just use the name of the sport instead of using "Sports Hoe".

*Fifa*

Dude 1: Damn, Japan lost again...

Dude 2: That's it! I'm done with Japan... Hello South Africa.

Dude 1: Fifa Hoe...

Dude 2: Isn't it "Sports Hoe"?

Dude 1: Sure, idiot...

by King Master Chef November 14, 2010

sports writer

noun

1 : one who is not a very good writer

2 : an oxymoron

sports writer : First of all let me say to begin with that Jamal Reynolds is in my own personal opinion a draft bust.

regular writer : In my personal opinion drafting Jamal Reynolds was a bad decision for the Green Bay Packers.

by Dirk The Daring December 6, 2010

egay sports

Egay sports Its in the gay

I don't even know anything just a random thing i saw just egay sports breh

by Oleeeeeeee June 1, 2022

Sports Sponge

A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.

Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.

by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 9, 2010

sports drag

The ensemble an over zealous fan(s) of a sports team chooses to wear (costume, wigs, body paint, etc...) in public,or at a sporting event to show support for their favored team.(Much to the dismay of the other unsuspecting friends or guests attending the event with this person!!)

I really wanted to hang out with Biff after the game, but he was dressed in all that creepy sports drag! I was totally embarrassed!

by Kiki Kaschube June 23, 2007

Old Sport

good ol bloody jack kennedy from DSa|F no not the one that got shot by the doctor i think thats all i know about november 1963 anyway hes bloody old sport. yknow, sportsy! dave's (criminal) partner!

Steven: Damn Dave and Old Sport got smth fruity going on
Peter: ikr

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH May 3, 2023

Sport Stick

A sport stick is an Aussie term for cigarette

Hey, can I have a sport stick mate

by bmccl88 October 12, 2008