Nolan Matews

Greatest whitest man on earth who is a proud homosexual - he is also very fine like just give him to me, please.

Men: Damn I want Nolan as a lover
Women: Damn I do not want nolan
Men: Agreed Nolan Matews is a man who is very cool and an overall good person (fine as well)

by - obama obviously November 21, 2021

nolan clayton

The sexiest most chill person you know. He is very popular and gets a lot of babes. His life at home is sometimes tuff but when he's out he just acts like a normal person. All Nolans are great in bed and have massive cocks. Any girl would be lucky to date a Nolan.

Wow. Nolan Clayton your sooooooo hot!!!!!!!!!

by Jackson7767 November 16, 2016

Christian Nolan

He is very BIG, like moto moto big. His neo-pronouns are Nike and GA say them infront of your mom he has seen her before.

Christian Nolan IS HUGE

by YES SIR< BIG OLLL DICK DICK June 7, 2022

Dirty Nolan

The act of sucking one’s own dick while receiving a piss enema.

“Me and my boyfriend Zack tried a dirty Nolan last night :3”

by MuntedSquirel May 22, 2025

Nolan

A complete utter asshole Nolan will fuck with your life and not care about it and move on With their life.

Nolan is crazy and selfish.

by Dumb beeeech November 21, 2021

Nolan

He usually being a backseat gamer whenever we play any games and blames always on teammate if he dies.

Nolan: YOOOOOOOOOOO ZEAAAANNN UR SO BAAADDD
Zean: YO STFU, LET ME PLAY
*Nolan starts sucking his cock*

by RIP-DAT-PUSSY AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY July 24, 2021

Nolan Donahue

a kid who kisses ass, likes to have china penis rubbed on his face. very gay

Look at that Nolan Donahue getting gang banged by 6 dudes.

by cheeseeateryummy September 24, 2019