Nolan

Nolan is outgoing and fun. He is a good looking guy who is confident and funny. He is very entertaining and when hanging out with him, you will never be bored. At first all you see is the fun side of him but once you get to know him you will see that he is actually a big softy with a big heart. He is the type of person to stick up for the people he cares about and to say things that other people are too scared to say. He is brave and doesn’t care what others think. Once you really get to know him though you’ll see that he is very self aware. He is very particular with who he lets see the real him and who he decides to care about. He would entertain anyone and be friends with almost anyone but only a select few get to see who he truly is when he isn’t busy trying to make people laugh and be entertaining.

Person 1: Nolan is so funny!
Person 2: I know right. I don’t know anyone else like him.

by weirddome28 November 26, 2023

Nolan Holein'

To watch a Christopher Nolan film while imbibing enough ketamine to incapacitate a rhino.

Last week I was Nolan Holein' Interstellar, it was the most intense experience I've ever had.

by HezzLord November 30, 2023

Nolan kohn

A tall guy who most likely spends all his time gaming or jerking off

That guy is such a Nolan kohn

by Darkdaddycanada December 15, 2023

Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about

Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023

Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.

Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.

by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023

Nolan

Nolan has a lot of acne. When I mean a lot I mean a lot.

Nolan is an acne magnet. He has a lot of it

by Trollgod42069 October 17, 2019

Nolan

A male with a big dick and gets in trouble knows stuff but doesent do it and more find you one because if you do hell love you

Person:Nolan how did you fail that quiz
Nolan: I diddnt try see

by NolanTheGoat October 20, 2019