A white italian hypebeast that loves to beat kids up with sticks and then text people thinking that it was cool. Pretends to be someone he isnt and likes to not deal with the repercussions of his actions and instead make a fake livestream acting like he's depressed. Likes cock
by John Juan Cena December 20, 2017
Get the Nicomug. by DAT CAT BOI March 23, 2018
Get the Nicomug. by Jshbwbdoxbreb November 21, 2021
Get the Nicomug. In a lawless land, the sea breeze wind blows through the ambient sound of SexyRedd playing downstairs, topped off with a broken smoke detector chirping to mimic the birds that have gone extinct from the residents of DP. The party had just ended, and Nico is now coming out of his cave. Steve has just thrown another car battery into the Pacific Ocean as he throws a temper tantrum over the dishes being left in the industrial kitchen. Roommate (or inmate?) number 17 runs off in the distance with his ankle monitor, taking the money from that months water bill. “Fourteen hundred a month for a triple bedroom?” said Jeremy. “Im only paying that shit when I feel like it!” But the real question remains. Where is Nico? Nico are you there? Is Nico at Nico’s crib right now? Paging Nico…
by Bill Cosby O’neilly March 1, 2024
Get the nicos cribmug. Nico is the guy who’s been hunted by girls for his attractiveness. All the girls are going to invite Nico to their party and make him high and want to have sex with his huge dick. Nico is also a great person who thinks about others and wants the best for them and for himself.
Lady A: Were you at the party?
Lady B: No, what happened?
Lady A: Nico was at the party and all the other girls were trying to get him high so they could have sex with him, but they didn’t make it, but I did.
Lady B: So you had sex with Nico?
Lady A. Yes!! It was unbelievable!
Lady A: Were you at the party?
Lady B: No, what happened?
Lady A: Nico was at the party and all the other girls were trying to get him high so they could have sex with him, but they didn’t make it, but I did.
Lady B: So you had sex with Nico?
Lady A. Yes!! It was unbelievable!
Nico
by Gocinb8 November 22, 2021
Get the Nicomug. He's quiet and shy and scared of a lot. Like dogs and thunder and the dark, but he's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. Nico's a bit closed off, but is nice to everyone anyway. It takes time, but he'll let you get close. He's a history geek, but also likes cats and Sanrio. He likes light blue and orange the most. His sense of humor is sublime, on a whole other level. (11/10). He's so smart and doesn't like to give himself enough credit for it. You'll constantly be asking about what certain words he says mean. You'd learn something new everyday, be it a random scrap of knowledge or something about him you never saw before. He hides a lot of his feelings, but if he loves you, he'll like you like crazy and want to be by your side a lot. He needs to drink more water and nourish his friggin' body on a regular basis or else you'll cry. He's reserved, but when you need him, you know he'll be there.
You'd do anything for this Nico who puts your heart on pause whenever you see him.
You'd do anything for this Nico who puts your heart on pause whenever you see him.
by analol June 15, 2021
Get the Nicomug.