Nico

a Fat afrikaans boy that cant speak english well and has a reading problem. He doesnt do well in school and started to become a poes after he quit smoking. He is very short and has anger issues.

Nico is a poes.

by JAN_Brannas September 15, 2020

Ima break your nico nico kneecaps

That's a line most weebs use, usually meaning that you should probably step back because this is a person looking for a fight.

You better give that All Might figurine back or 'Ima break your nico nico kneecaps'.

by azsxsdedcsawqwertygbnhjiokmk;' February 3, 2021

Nico

Someone not physically able to lie.

A: You sure he ain't lying?
B: Bro, he's a Nico.

by nimmersatt January 19, 2024

Nico

He’s the biggest dilph

I luv Nico

by Nicos the biggest dilph May 1, 2019

Nico

No, not Nico from Love Live Sunshine. You are the opposite. When one is a crackhead to the level where it's not funny anymore. You play Minecraft when you should be paying attention in school.

"He was being such a Nico, he bonked me on the head with a tape sword!"

by Weather Report December 10, 2021

Nico

A boy with an ego bigger than his dick.

Girl 1: "Nico has no balls"
Girl 2: "No shit, he looks like Sid the fucking sloth"
Girl 1: "why is his ego so big when he looks like a round triangle"
Girl 2: "No idea"

by ihatepeoplewithaburningpassion January 30, 2023

Nico Oliver

he is a very sexy and atractive boy that loves to make jokes and be with his girldfriend Uma.

Nico is very funny ¿have you seen his abs?
Nico Oliver is the best

by papi_nico June 6, 2020