Ur nan a man

The definition of a black hole. Use this phrase with causion.

Kyle: Ur mom gay
Dave:No u
Kyle: Ur dad lesbian
Dave:Ur granny tranny
Kyle:Ur grandpap a trap
Dave:Ur sister a mister
Kyle: Ur nan a man
*Dave dies and joins Stephen Hawking in heaven*

by Kazi02 May 12, 2018

Nan

An absolute banker of a bet. Otherwise known as a Nanker, thus abbreviated to Nan.

Chorley FC to get relegated at 1/1, that’s a bluddi nan.

by MahatmaNandhi January 15, 2018

ya nan gay

You run out of jokes and have the worst humour. Also she is properly not gay.

'Hey dude!'
'Yes?'
Ya nan gay!'
'You suck Bob!'

by oldfeet10000000 July 7, 2021

Your nan

Hot and sexy

Your Nan is hot and sexy

by Sexy nan August 31, 2021

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

appreciation nan day

today show everyone that your Nan is the best and tell her why and maybe give her flowers

can you meet
no sorry it’s appreciation nan day
oh yea same tell your Nan she’s the best
and you

by O1.21do.one October 6, 2021

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024